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Something of an ‘I need to get away from it all’ moment, former British Foreign Secretary James Cleverly’s never-to-be-released album of cover versions was secretly recorded at the Villa Nellcôte in France. Low quality recordings of some tracks are said to exist but the master tapes were lost, reportedly left in a Paris taxi, by his Read more
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According to the Arizona-based Elysian Fields Foundation (EFF) Kale provides a natural cure for addiction. Incredibly, the UK government went so far as to prepare a programme of public information bulletins exhorting mass Kale production and the introduction of Kale stew in primary schools. Ongoing research concluded, however, that claims Kale can cure addiction are Read more
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In the early years of his presidency an aid attempted to draw a picture of a cat on JFK’s stomach. The president was napping in the Oval Office and a plan was hatched to crawl in, lift his t-shirt and draw a cat in green Biro. The aid, however, was shot dead by an unnamed Read more
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After the introduction of the three-day week Heath’s Conservative government feared civil unrest. Recently released cabinet papers show that plans had been made to switch the seat of national government to Croydon as a diversionary tactic. Heath himself had a piano installed in a basement room beneath the Whitgift Centre. Read more
THE DELUSIONALS
Life as it might be known
THE DELUSIONALS 